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MARS KICKS EARTH'S FLABBY ASS AGAIN!!!

Mars LanderYes, those wily Little Green Men who have yet to build above ground cities, invent running water or even breathable atmosphere; have for the second time in less than three months beaten back the most technologically advanced, and only remaining (so called) global "Super Power" on the third planet from the Sun.

In a bold act of flagrant nose thumbing (as if they had either!) defiance, the indiginous species of the Red Planet, the Little Green Men, have sucessfully shot from their cold and forbidding red-black sky, the latest militarist vehicle of blatant Terran Aggression.

The spindly spacecraft, an obvious precurser to a full on Terran Invasion Force, the "so-called" Polar Lander (pictured with devastating 'claw arm weapon, above), was prevented from setting "foot" on the still inviolate Mother-soil of Mars by the Oracle Planetary Defense Grid.  Members of the Martian Guard were too be congratulated on their excellent use of a vastly superior technological advantage, the Defense Grid.

Two "Smart-bombs" deployed just prior to the ill fated Terran Probe's final suicide run were likewise neutralized before they could pose a threat to the peace loving Peoples of Mars.

How the deadly probes would have devastated the Great Whooperdil CityLet this be a warning to all who would attempt to mount an Invasion of the Fourth Planet!
 

Reporting by scottushillk-4. Images ripped by subspooferwarpbuglink from NASA

Since this story was written another Martian probe from Earth got scuppered. Ha!


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