"You'll
believe a baby can fly!" A light-hearted romantic comedy in which an
alien superhero often takes everything rather literally...
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No, it's health-food shop-owner George Sunday (Ardal O' Hanlon), alias the world's
most famous superhero, Thermoman. Trouble is, Thermoman is not too familiar
with Earth customs, so he is often embarrassingly honest and tends to take everything
too literally.
When he falls in love with nurse Janet Dawkins (Emily Joyce), his behaviour
appears most peculiar to her family and colleagues. Thermoman met Janet when
he rescued her from the Grand Canyon, but since then his mission to save the
world from destruction often comes in the way of his earthly romance.
Day-to-day, the couple have to overcome the conflicts that arise from Thermoman's
double life. Did Janet really have to put his suit in the wash on the day when
an abandoned space station was on course to destroy Grimsby? Should George stay
for lunch with Janet's parents or fly off to stop an erupting volcano? Will
George's life be worth living if he flies off?
Even Thermoman can't be in two places at once, and his continually disappearing
in and out of the toilet in Janet's tiny suburban flat or at the surgery is
not easy to explain.
Season One Screened February - March 2000 on
BBC1 (Fridays, 8.30) and BBC Choice
Regular Cast: George Sunday/ Thermoman - Ardal O’Hanlon
Janet Dawkin -Emily Joyce
Dr Piers Crispin - Hugh Dennis
Mrs Rave - Geraldine McNulty
Tyler - Philip Whitchurch
Stanley Dawkins - Tim Wylton
Ella Dawkins - Lill Roughley
Arnie - Lou Hirsch
Avril - Moya Brady
My
Hero First UK tx: 4 February 2000
Written by: Paul Mendelson & Paul Mayhew-Archer Directed by: John Stroud
Ratings: 7.1 million (29.4% audience share)
Guest stars: Mary Farragher, Timothy Gleed, Charlotte Hudson (Newsreader) Rory Lewis, Joan Linder, Jacqui O'Hanlon, Kevin Shewfelt and Marcello Walton
It's just an ordinary day at the
Northolt surgery. Dr Piers Crispin (Hugh Dennis), the publicity-mad TV
doctor, still fancies Janet almost as much as he fancies himself, Mrs.
Raven (Geraldine McNulty), the sarcastic receptionist, is still frightening
patients and Janet's mother has dropped in to wonder why her daughter
is bent on passing up such an eligible husband as Piers. Janet, however,
is trying to get back to normal after her recent holiday, during which
she was rescued by Thermoman when a freak gust of wind blew her into
the Grand Canyon. (Piers is jealous that she was in the news rather than
him.) Janet has fallen for Thermoman but never expects to see her superhero
saviour again, so when an odd hypochondriac Irishman called George Sunday
visits her at the health centre, at first she doesn't make the connection.
Blink and You'll Miss it: • In My
Hero and ThermoMan's
Greatest Challenge Janet has got a car:
a blue hatchback in both cases. But she says she hasno
hope of getting one
in season two's Car. Then
again, she has
got one in season three's Puttin' on the
Writs:
and again, it's a blue hatchback.
• George knocks down lampposts when Janet initially rejects
him, but he's
not supposed to do any harm.
• Just what did Janet
used to do with her
serviette?
• Arnie gives George a glass of milk, but George can't
have dairy products as they make him vomit on account of his
chronic mucus problem: as he tells Janet
in Mission Impossible.
• George sets fire to the wicker chair near the flat door,
but it is unmarked
later in the episode and in subsequent episodes.
• The ThermoMan in the title sequence is not Ardahl
O'Hanlon (except for the bit where he smiles to camera). It is
a stuntman called
Eddie. Read more
about
how the title sequence was created here.
Disasters:
Romantic references:
• Rescues
Janet from the Grand Canyon
• A meteorite the size of Texas
• A meteor heading for Belgium
• Janet asks George is he does everything at the speed of light...
• George tells Janet he has met 9,842 women prettier than her and and over
21,000 cleverer, but to him, she is perfection
Memory Wipes: Tyler (failed)
Memorable quotes Janet's mum Ella doesn't think much of Janet's uniform...
Ella: I've told you before that outfit does nothing for you.
Janet: I'm a nurse.
Ella: Then at least accessorise.
Message left by Ella on Janet's Answering Phone:
Wear something presentable and don't do that thing with
you serviette.
Guess
Who's Coming To Lunch? First UK tx: 11 February 2000
Written by: Paul Mendelson & Paul Mayhew-Archer Directed by: John Stroud
Ratings: 6 million (24.2% audience share)
Guest Stars: John Guerrasio (Arnie's customer in his greasy New York snack bar -- brave man!)
George Sunday has moved in with his
new girlfriend, nurse Janet Dawkins, though why on earth she is attracted
to the peculiar Irishman is beyond her colleagues. Piers can't wait for
Janet to introduce George to her parents, knowing that George is bound
to make the wrong impression. Janet's mother, Ella, disapproves of everything
Janet does and her father, Stanley, is pathologically protective of his
little angel so, understandably, both George and Janet are very nervous
when her parents arrive for Sunday lunch. George is under strict instructions
to try to behave normally, but he can't resist helping to cook the chicken
and heat the soup with his breath. After that disaster, George decides
not to use his special powers to extinguish the burning oven gloves.
Blink and You'll Miss it: • In Guess
Who's Coming to Lunch and several other
episodes, George flies from Northolt to New York via the
Arabian
Peninsula.
•When George returns from Etna, it's still daylight outside, even though
Janet is in bed and her mother had called round at 10:30 at night. Also, the
shot of ThermoMan directing traffic is captioned "Live from Mt Etna",
but it's still daylight at there, too!
•Where's the mirror? Arnie greets George without seeing
him (George is
behind him) but Arnie has lost his superpowers.
•George accidentally blows the bedroom door into the living room ("wee
bit overexcited, there" as a response to Janet's come-on)
but Xil in Girlfriend blows
it into the bedroom. So which way is it hung?
•George says his (invented) brother is called Eamonn,
but in one season
four episode he says his (invented) brother is
called
Seamus.
•George says his (invented) father is called Patrick,
but his real father's
name is revealed in Old Man Riverdance as
Seamus.
•George sets fire to the sofa, but the same sofa and throw-over
is there
for the rest of seasons one through four!
Disasters:
Romantic references:
• Mount Etna erupting
• Earthquake in Nevada
• Unspecified disaster in Zimbabwe
• Something brewing in the Andes
"When I say I'm tired, I'm not too tired." - Janet
Janet: I thought it was another earthquake!
George: There could well be!
Memorable Quotes: Janet is wearing her karate suit.
Ella: The way you dress, Janet.
Janet: It's karate.
Ella: I don't care what it is -- you won't get a man that way.
and later, with Janet still in her suit:
Ella: Janet, it's not too late. You grow your hair, smile, go to Laura
Ashley.
Later still, Janet is wearing a cream scoop-neck
T-shirt, a long cream cardigan and a black flowered skirt.
Ella: Now why can't you dress like that every day?
Janet: BECAUSE I'M A NURSE!
Mission
Impossible First UK tx: 17 February 2000
Written by: Paul Mendelson & Paul Mayhew-Archer Directed by: John Stroud
Ratings: 5.6 million (22.4% audience share)
Guest Stars: Michael J. Reynolds (Doctor) Margaret Towner (Mrs. Chipchase), Jilly Bond, Sue Carpenter (TV Interviewer), Heather Coombs, Sue Elliott-Nicholls, Charlotte Hudson (Newsreader) and Pamela Ruddock
Thermoman is called upon to save
Grimsby from being destroyed by an abandoned Russian space station. Unfortunately,
he has his own domestic disaster to deal with first. He's got Marmite
over the front of his Thermo-uniform. It may be 100 per cent Thermomium
and resistant to fire, flood, toxic waste and nuclear attack, but the
Marmite won't shift.
Janet insists on washing his costume, which not only makes him late for his rescue
mission but makes him itch like crazy due to an allergic reaction to the washing
powder. Piers becomes suspicious when he sees Thermoman scratching himself on
a news bulletin and seconds later George appears in his surgery scratching all
over. He insists on giving George a medical, and when he discovers George has
two heart beats and superhuman eyesight, threatens to reveal Thermoman's double
identity live on television unless George leaves Janet. A brainwipe seems to
be the only answer.
Blink and You'll Miss it: • In Mission
Impossible Arnie's superhero suit is purple,
but when he gets his powers back in Car,
it's blue.
• George says that he cannot eat anything containing caffeine
because it will make his blood leak out through his skin, but
in Wedding he
eats raw coffee granules straight from the jar with Janet (it's
one of her pregnancy
cravings)
and also with Arnie.
•George says that he cannot eat anything containing dairy
produce because of his chronic mucus problem, but he ate Spaghetti
Carbonara (which contains
cream) at the bistro with Janet in My Hero.
•Mrs. Raven calls Piers Dr. Crippen.
•Piers' hair falls out when ThermoMan erases his memory,
forcing him to wear a wig on TV, but in subsequent episodes,
his hair is OK.
Disasters:
Romantic references:
• Earthquake in Peru
• Abandoned Russian space station heading for Grimsby
• Avalanche (unspecified)
• Both Janet and George are upset about the rule in the Guide
to Living with a Superhero that says they must confine themselves to once a month
Memory Wipes: Piers (complete memory wipe)
Memorable Quotes Ella: (About George): "I asked him how much television
he watches and he said 'the
whole screen'."
Thermoman's
Greatest Challenge First UK tx: 25 February
2003
Directed by: John Stroud
Ratings: 5 million (20.5% audience share)
Guest Stars: Malcolm Mudie, Hilary Sesta, Fergus Webster and Stuart Wright
Thermoman's repeated
visits to the health centre to save Janet from a wasp sting or a spider
are baffling
patients and staff. Piers thinks he's made a new celebrity friend and
invites him to be guest of honour at the fund-raising party he has organised
to boost his own public image. Janet's parents insist both George and
Janet attend the party so that George can personally thank Thermoman
for saving Janet from falling into the Grand Canyon. Not easy, given
that George is Thermoman. George hatches a cunning plan which involves
him meeting Thermoman in the toilets, but the fake rendezvous doesn't
quite go as planned.
Blink and You'll Miss it: • Ella sees George in the shower and hints
that he's a "big boy",
but in Parents Janet
says a couple of things are
bigger "his lungs and,
for some reason, his navel, otherwise he's like Dad" to which Ella replies "You
poor thing". Also, a scan done in a season four episode
reveals
him to be
a "big boy".
•George says he's focussed, not thinking about Janet at
all but of course
he must be just by mentioning her name.
Disasters:
Romantic references:
• Saves Janet from a spider
• Forest fire in Mozambique
• Ecological disaster in the Amazon
• George says he likes that thing that Janet
does with her tongue
Memory Wipes: Tyler -- but it took a while
to find it
Memorable Quotes
Ella: Do try to wear something nice.
Janet: Yes, I'll wear my little black dress.
Ella: Janet, it's not a funeral. I thought I taught you how to sparkle.
Janet is wearing her little black dress.
Ella: Janet, did you have to wear that old thing?
Janet is wearing her
little black dress.
Ella: I've always said how perfect it is, haven't I darling?
Janet: No, you said did I have to wear that old thing.
Janet comes off the telephone from Ella and says to George
Janet: She wanted to tell me how much she liked my earrings this evening, and
my coat and my shoes and my bag.
George: See, one word from ThermoMan and she's a changed woman.
Janet: Then she said couldn't I do something about my hair: it looked awful.
Old
Man Riverdance First UK tx: 3 March 2000
Directed by: John Stroud
Ratings: 5.1 million (20.1% audience share)
Guest Stars: Peadar Lamb (Seamus), Anya Sitaram (Newsreader) and Charlotte Hudson (Newsreader, uncredited)
George receives
a visit from his father, the original Thermoman, who
now resides in the Dunrescuin home
for retired superheroes in
Florida. (He shares a room with the Invisible Man, who is no
longer invisible, but al the residents have to pretend
he is). George's father, [Earth name] Seamus (Peadar Lamb),
is unhappy that
his
son is
co-habiting
with
an Earth
girl. Apart from the smell, she is interfering
with his work.
On planet Ultron, a father's word is law, or risk inter vention
by the all-powerful Ultron Council a prospect George doesn
't relish having seen what they did
to his cousin Arnie.
Having given the couple two days to try to prove him wrong,
Seamus decides George must leave. But Janet has a plan: if
Seamus meets her own parents and
hears how much they disapprove of George, this should make
Seamus jump to George's defence. Fine in theory; in practice
the parents bond in mutual disapproval
of their offspring's relationship. There is only one thing
to do. If George wants to stay with Janet, he must renounce
his superhero status...
Blink and You'll Miss it: • George destroys the TV
when angrily switching it off, but later he watches A
Touch of Frost, but Janet says
she would prefer to watch Ground Force
• George says Janet (and all earth women) smell like a
dead sheep to Ultronian
noses, but in Guess Who's Coming to Lunch? he
says she smells prettier than a cinnamon and apple pie.
•Janet says she never uses the F-word, but during the
recording of the eighth episode of season four, Emily Joyce did!
(She said a retake was due to
Ardahl's f***-up, not hers -- and got one of the biggest laughs
of the recording
session)
•When describing Invisible Man, what does Janet look at
out of
the window?
•Mrs Hewitt is the only patient in the entire season to see one of the other
doctors. Mrs. Raven tells her "you can go through now" but
she doesn't go to to either Piers' or Janet's office (In season
one, the staff at the Northolt
Health Centre are: Dr. P. Crispin, Dr. J. Plumb, Dr. R. Drew,
Nurse J. Dawkins
and Receptionist
Mrs. Raven)
Disasters: • New
Guinea: flash floods
• Guatemala - forest fire
• Cuba - volcano
• 747 with engine failure at 35,0000 ft (fake to fool Seamus)
Romantic references:
• George says his Dad will be loving Janet just
like he does, apart from the bedroom bit
Memory Wipes: Ella, Stanley, Mrs. Raven, Avril and Tyler
Memorable Quotes
Janet: George, if your father does let us stay together, and we have
children, what would they be like? Human or Ultronian?
George: Hmm... Probably a bit of both. In human terms, brilliant! In
Ultronian terms, seriously retarded!
It's Janet's 30th birthday, but
an earth girl hitting the Big 3-0 means nothing to the Ultron male.
So when Janet says she
doesn't want to discuss it and then
changes her mind, poor George isn't quite sure what to do. As always, he turns
to his cousin Arnie for advice.
It's decided that George should throw Janet a surprise birthday party (although
George doesn't quite understand the concept). Disguised in a hat and sunglasses,
George visits the health centre to invite Janet's work colleagues to the party.
George flies Janet over to New York to meet Arnie which should keep her out
of the way while her friends and parents get the party swinging in Northolt.
Piers arrives with Zoe (a runner from his TV show who he's paid to accompany
him) while Mrs Raven is busy fighting off amorous advances from Janet's fried-brain
neighbour, Tyler. All seems to be going smoothly when George flies off to collect
Janet, but on arrival, he accidentally spills the beans about her surprise
party. Can George can come up with the perfect solution?
Blink and You'll Miss it: • George says Ultronians
don't count their age: you're Young, Getting On A Bit or
Nearly Dead. Then
in Parents he says he's 842 years old, but in The
Older Man he's 327.
• Mrs. Raven calls Piers Dr. Cripped.
• The rhyme in the Birthday Card Mrs Raven
gives to Janet:
Wishing you much joy and fun
On this your special day.
For when you pass the big 3-0,
Your looks will fade away.
Disasters:
Romantic references:
• Something's going to blow!
• Earthquake in San Francisco (fake to fool Janet)
• George says he is terrific at all that lovemaking business
Memorable Quotes
Tyler: (to Mrs. Raven) When can I see you again?
Mrs. Raven: When Hell
freezes over!
Tyler: Tuesday it is, then.