Parents
First
UK tx: 14 May 2001
Directed by: John Stroud |
| Guest Stars: Jill Benedict (Audrey), John Halstead (Tom) and Philip Cumbus (Teenager) |
Janet reveals George's secrets to
her parents, with near-disatrous consequences. A great start to the new
season.
George ruins Janet's parents amateur dramatic performance by shouting out as
if it's a panto, so Janet tries to deflect their anger by telling them the truth
that he is really superhero ThermoMan. Although Janet's mum and dad now love
him, life gets more complicated when everyone knows, particularly when Mrs Raven
tries
to offer him her body (dressed like Marilyn Monroe!).
"The New second series of the underrated superhero comedy. It's still focused
on his non-superhero half of his life and that's generally why those who liked
it liked it quite a lot." (The Radio Times) |
Blink and You'll Miss it: • The
play put on by NADS (Northolt Amateur Dramatic Society)
starring Stanley and Ella Dead
Men Tell No Tales.
• George says Mrs. Raven "looks
lovely today" then explains that Janet has told him
it OK to lie to be polite, but the whole of Zero
Tolerance is based on him not lying and not understanding
why people tell white lies.
•Mrs. Raven breaks Piers jaw in six places, but in subsequent
episodes,
he's OK.
•Why does the CD of The Mikado jump
straight
to "Three Little Maids"? |
Disasters: |
Romantic references: |
• Botswana - flooding
• Down under - pit evacuation
• Flooing in Bolivia (false alarm) |
• Ella asks Janet if
George is "as
other men".
• George, on the phone, tells Stanley that he is "just
lying here, while Janet kisses my nipples". |
Memory
Wipes:
• Ella's friend, Audrey
• Belinda Lloyd and 1407 others members of the Northolt
Womens' Circle
• Mrs Raven
• Ella and Stanley |
Memorable Quotes
Ella: They're saying it's the NADS' best production yet!
George: The
NADS?
Piers: Yes. The good old Northholt Amateur Dramatic Society.
George: But...
that's GONADS!
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Girlfriend
First
UK tx: 21 May 2001
Written by: Paul Alexander & Simon Braithwaite Directed by: John Stroud |
| Guest Stars: Amy Robbins (Xil) and Alex Andrea (Man at Arnie's). Note: Amy Robbins now appears in ITV's The Royal |
George has failed to tell Janet that he is already engaged - to a six-foot
warrior princess back on Ultron, Xil. When she arrives to claim him as her rightful
husband,
Janet, who had just been complaining things were getting predictable, is horrified.
Her mother, informed this newcomer is from Ireland, is ecstatic - at last her
daughter will be free of George. |
Blink and You'll Miss it:
• Xil says the same "Ultronian" words
to Tyler three times, but he replies with completely
different answers to three obviously completely different
questions. Furthermore, although
she doesn't speak
English, she understands Tyler's replies to her questions.
• Why does nobody query Xil's obviously alien outfit?
• Why do Ella and Mrs. Raven assume Xil is George's fiancée
on sight,
with no other evidence?
• Arnie offers to be George's Best Man when he marries Xil ("Given
any thought to your Best Man?"), but wants to be paid in
Wedding at
George's wedding to Janet. ("I'm choked that you should ask me to do this
and not offer to pay me")
• Janet catches George and Xil doing mutual nose-fondling
which is supposed to be the true sign of friendship between an
Ultron male and female : but George
doesn't like Xil.
• Is there a time mistake? Xil wants Zanalar with George,
which is supposed to be on the eve of the wedding, but the next
day Janet catches them nose-fondling,
then the next day is supposed to be the wedding.
• Piers says one of his new private patients is the Mayor,
a raving hypochondriac, but Mrs. Raven knew about him being on
antibiotics at the reception in Mission
Impossible, so wasn't he already a patient?
• The necklace that George gave to Janet is made of Thoridium.
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Disasters: |
Romantic references: |
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• Xil demands Zanalar from
George: the pre-wedding mating ritual. To which Janet retorts "you
are never to have sex with that she-demon, ever". |
Memorable Quotes
George (about Xil): Actually, I feel a bit sorry for her. It's not hard
to see why she's come. Poor girl.
Janet: Poor girl?!
George: Yeah, you only have to look at her. Honestly,
how is a girl who looks like that ever going to find a husband?
Janet:
George, here on Earth, a girl who looks like that could get anyone as
a husband!
George: Really? Even with those long, shapely legs? And those
boring, perfectly spherical breasts? What a ridiculous planet this is!
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| Car
First
UK tx: 28 May 2001
Written by: Paul Alexander & Simon Braithwaite Directed by: John Stroud |
| Guest Stars: Deborah Winckles, Eva Marie Bryer, Randal Herley and Andy Greenhalgh |
| George is working hard in the health
shop to save money to buy Janet a much-needed car. And Arnie is given
back his powers to help George with his superhero work.
But can he be trusted? Well, he steals the crown jewels on his first day. What
do you think? |
Blink and You'll Miss it:
• George
asks Arnie what the time difference is between Earth
and Ultron and Arnie says 95 light years, but a light year
is a measurement of distance, not
time.
• Arnie wants to know "who is that mean momma",
but he's already
met Mrs. Raven in The Party's Over when
George
took her with Janet's family to Arnie's café in New York : and Janet hints
that they slept together "she's going to wake up with Arnie, which is worse".
•George says Arnie is his oldest friend, but in Zero
Tolerance he says he's not and he's only known him for a couple
of centuries.
Also in Girlfriend Arnie refers to them being
betrothed when they were six.
•The lady in the shop with a gallstone is holding her
left side, but gallstones cause pain on the right side and the
lady with water retention doesn't pay for
her remedy!
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Disasters: |
Romantic references: |
• Tidal Wave (unspecified) (PolarMan)
• Shipwreck (Unspecified) (PolarMan)
• Typhoon in Nicargua
• St Petersburg (Unspecified) (PolarMan)
• Guatemala (Unspecified)
• Arctic (unspecified) |
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Memorable Quotes
Arnie's various jibes to Mrs. Raven (who
he adores!)
- Who is that mean momma?
- Oh, it's your perfume, I thought it was the drains.
- Ain't I seen your face before, swivelling through 360º?
- Ah shaddup and give that hole in your face time to heal up.
- That is one ugly broad.
- Either you need a shave or it's a fool moon again.
- You bet your ugly arse.
Mrs. Raven's jibes at Arnie (who she adores)
- Yankee doodle, don't come in here with that dead rat under your nose.
- You can talk: you look like something Mrs. Godzilla scares her kids with when
they won't eat their supper.
- Why don't you just climb back up your tree and milk your tiny coconuts.
- I hate Americans.
- You useless string of rancid cat vomit.
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Nemesis
First
UK tx: 4 June 2001
Written by: Gary Lawson & John Phelps Directed by: John Stroud |
| Guest Stars: James Holmes (Rovi Grubelddim) |
| George has to contend with an old
school friend who takes over Piers' body to create an Earth-born superhero
who will put him out of business. Highlights of
this episode are the final battle, which only goes to show you it is possible
to have a superhero battle on a BBC budget and make it convincing! |
Blink and You'll Miss it:
• In Nemesis and
in Pregnant why didn't George
go green when
he saw Janet kissing Piers in Nemesis ("Now
I'm really
jealous")
and in Pregnant (when Janet was
doing all
the superhero work) like he did in season three's Little
Green
Man? Both times he said he was jealous; in Nemesis he
had to look it up.
•Why does Piers end up naked when George defeats Rovi
at Chang Ching?
•How did the paper get the picture of "ThermoMoon",
when George had only just found out that Janet was pregnant and
he only went to Tajikistan
to deal with an earthquake then straight to Arnie's?
•Piers offers to do the filing in this episode, but he
wouldn't know how to as Mrs. Raven informs him in Girlfriend that
she doesn't file alphabetically, but by how irritating people
are cross-referenced with how many times she has been rude to
them on the phone.
• The car Piers "flicks" at Janet is M768DLD |
Disasters: |
Romantic references: |
• Saving yaks from an avalanche
• Mudslide in Paraguay (MiracaleMan)
• Forest Fire (MiracleMan)
• Cardiff (unspecified) |
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Memorable Quotes
George has just been scared by Mrs Raven, who has turned up in his
health food shop
Mrs. Raven: Did I scare ya?
George: You always scare me, Mrs. Raven.
Mrs. Raven: The triplets are
giving me bother again.
George: Oh, right. Well, I've got just the thing
for headaches...
Mrs. Raven: No, I want something to deal with the triplets!
George: Mrs.
Raven! I've told you before, I can't sell chloroform over the counter!
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2.6 Pregnant First
UK tx: 11 June 2001
Written by: Paul Mendelson & Paul Mayhew-Archer Directed by: John Stroud |
| Guest Stars: John Rapley (Mr Jenks), John Oliver (Man from the BBC), Betsy Pennington (Arnie's Customer), Jodie Scott (Arnie's Customer), Sharlene Whyte (Arnie's Customer) and Lynette Clarke (Patient) |
When Janet discovers she is pregnant,Thermoman
is over the moon and gives her special powers to protect herself and
the unborn baby.
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Blink and You'll Miss it: |
Disasters: |
Romantic references: |
• Earthquake in Kazakhstan
• Sewage works explosion in Bolivia
• Florida - Hurricane Hilary (Janet)
• Azerbaijan (unspecified) (Janet)
• Volcano in Bali (Janet) |
• George says "you know how you smile at me when you turn
off the TV, even though I haven't said anything funny" to which
Janet replies "yes, I know the process" •
Janet says "Let's go flying : we could be the first people
to join the mile-high club without a plane". |
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Wedding First
UK tx: 18 June 2001
Written by: Paul Mendelson & Paul Mayhew-Archer Directed by: John Stroud |
| Guest Stars: Paul Gregory (Vicar), Gareth Anderson, Sydney Golder, Gabrielle Hamilton, Petina Hapgood and George Keeler |
Janet's dad is insisting that her
baby be born in wedlock, and Thermoman's bosses on Ultron are of the
same mind. |
Blink and You'll Miss it:
• Stanley says he's been
married to Ella for 35
years, but in A Little
Learning they
celebrate their Ruby 4oth Wedding (note : Olly
is still only nine months old in season four).
• Tyler says Dan Dare is his uncle but in Zero
Tolerance he says he knows that Dan
Dare is a fictional figure. (Then again, Tyler will say just
about anything, so maybe we
should just ignore this...)
• George and Janet's wedding was at St. Luke's Church.
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Disasters: |
Romantic references: |
| • Alabama - tornado blows a church clean away |
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