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"You'll believe a baby can fly!"

A light-hearted romantic comedy in which an alien superhero often takes everything rather literally...

My HeroIs it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's health-food shop-owner George Sunday (Ardal O' Hanlon), alias the world's most famous superhero, Thermoman. Trouble is, Thermoman is not too familiar with Earth customs, so he is often embarrassingly honest and tends to take everything too literally.

When he falls in love with nurse Janet Dawkins (Emily Joyce), his behaviour appears most peculiar to her family and colleagues. Thermoman met Janet when he rescued her from the Grand Canyon, but since then his mission to save the world from destruction often comes in the way of his earthly romance.

Day-to-day, the couple have to overcome the conflicts that arise from Thermoman's double life. Did Janet really have to put his suit in the wash on the day when an abandoned space station was on course to destroy Grimsby? Should George stay for lunch with Janet's parents or fly off to stop an erupting volcano? Will George's life be worth living if he flies off?

Even Thermoman can't be in two places at once, and his continually disappearing in and out of the toilet in Janet's tiny suburban flat or at the surgery is not easy to explain.

Regular Cast:
George Sunday/ Thermoman - Ardal O’Hanlon
Janet Dawkin -Emily Joyce
Dr Piers Crispin - Hugh Dennis
Mrs Rave - Geraldine McNulty
Tyler - Philip Whitchurch
Stanley Dawkins - Tim Wylton
Ella Dawkins - Lill Roughley
Arnie - Lou Hirsch
Avril - Moya Brady


2000 Christmas Special: My Hero Christmas First UK tx: 22 December 2000
Ratings: 4.2 million (19% audience share)

Thermoman becomes completely confused about the meaning of Christmas. Well, who wouldn't these days?

George tries to get into the spirit of Christmas by creeping into the houses of Janet's parents, Mrs Raven and her boss Piers on Christmas Eve dressed as Santa to leave them all presents. This doesn't go down as well as he had planned, and Christmas dinner is a bit of a miserable affair -- until George appears with the real Father Christmas who has a special present. for everyone.

Blink and You'll Miss it:
• George steals Piers' present of perfume to Janet and gives it to her himself.
• Did George really set fire to the warehouse of ThermoMan figures?

 

Disasters: Romantic references:
• Office party in Melbourne: two people trapped naked in a cupboard
• Manchester: three mums fighting over the last Pokemon
 
   

Season 2
Screened May - July 2001 on BBC1 (Monday, 8.30, repeated Sunday afternoons) and BBC Choice.
Episode titles kindly supplied by Paul Mendelson

Parents
First UK tx: 14 May 2001
Directed by: John Stroud
Guest Stars: Jill Benedict (Audrey), John Halstead (Tom) and Philip Cumbus (Teenager)
Janet reveals George's secrets to her parents, with near-disatrous consequences. A great start to the new season.

George ruins Janet's parents amateur dramatic performance by shouting out as if it's a panto, so Janet tries to deflect their anger by telling them the truth that he is really superhero ThermoMan. Although Janet's mum and dad now love him, life gets more complicated when everyone knows, particularly when Mrs Raven tries to offer him her body (dressed like Marilyn Monroe!).

"The New second series of the underrated superhero comedy. It's still focused on his non-superhero half of his life and that's generally why those who liked it liked it quite a lot." (The Radio Times)
Blink and You'll Miss it:
• The play put on by NADS (Northolt Amateur Dramatic Society) starring Stanley and Ella Dead Men Tell No Tales.
• George says Mrs. Raven "looks lovely today" then explains that Janet has told him it OK to lie to be polite, but the whole of Zero Tolerance is based on him not lying and not understanding why people tell white lies.
•Mrs. Raven breaks Piers jaw in six places, but in subsequent episodes, he's OK.
•Why does the CD of The Mikado jump straight to "Three Little Maids"?
Disasters: Romantic references:
• Botswana - flooding
• Down under - pit evacuation
• Flooing in Bolivia (false alarm)

• Ella asks Janet if George is "as other men".
• George, on the phone, tells Stanley that he is "just lying here, while Janet kisses my nipples".

Memory Wipes:
• Ella's friend, Audrey
• Belinda Lloyd and 1407 others members of the Northolt Womens' Circle
• Mrs Raven
• Ella and Stanley

Memorable Quotes

Ella: They're saying it's the NADS' best production yet!
George: The NADS?
Piers: Yes. The good old Northholt Amateur Dramatic Society.
George: But... that's GONADS!

More quotes on WikiQuote

 

Girlfriend
First UK tx: 21 May 2001
Written by: Paul Alexander & Simon Braithwaite Directed by: John Stroud
Guest Stars: Amy Robbins (Xil) and Alex Andrea (Man at Arnie's). Note: Amy Robbins now appears in ITV's The Royal
Thermoman and lovers. Image © BBCGeorge has failed to tell Janet that he is already engaged - to a six-foot warrior princess back on Ultron, Xil. When she arrives to claim him as her rightful husband, Janet, who had just been complaining things were getting predictable, is horrified. Her mother, informed this newcomer is from Ireland, is ecstatic - at last her daughter will be free of George.

Blink and You'll Miss it:
• Xil says the same "Ultronian" words to Tyler three times, but he replies with completely different answers to three obviously completely different questions. Furthermore, although she doesn't speak English, she understands Tyler's replies to her questions.
• Why does nobody query Xil's obviously alien outfit?
• Why do Ella and Mrs. Raven assume Xil is George's fiancée on sight, with no other evidence?
• Arnie offers to be George's Best Man when he marries Xil ("Given any thought to your Best Man?"), but wants to be paid in
Wedding at George's wedding to Janet. ("I'm choked that you should ask me to do this and not offer to pay me")
• Janet catches George and Xil doing mutual nose-fondling which is supposed to be the true sign of friendship between an Ultron male and female : but George doesn't like Xil.
• Is there a time mistake? Xil wants Zanalar with George, which is supposed to be on the eve of the wedding, but the next day Janet catches them nose-fondling, then the next day is supposed to be the wedding.
• Piers says one of his new private patients is the Mayor, a raving hypochondriac, but Mrs. Raven knew about him being on antibiotics at the reception in
Mission Impossible, so wasn't he already a patient?
• The necklace that George gave to Janet is made of Thoridium.

Disasters: Romantic references:
  • Xil demands Zanalar from George: the pre-wedding mating ritual. To which Janet retorts "you are never to have sex with that she-demon, ever".

Memorable Quotes

George (about Xil): Actually, I feel a bit sorry for her. It's not hard to see why she's come. Poor girl.
Janet: Poor girl?!
George: Yeah, you only have to look at her. Honestly, how is a girl who looks like that ever going to find a husband?
Janet: George, here on Earth, a girl who looks like that could get anyone as a husband!
George: Really? Even with those long, shapely legs? And those boring, perfectly spherical breasts? What a ridiculous planet this is!

More quotes on WikiQuote

Car
First UK tx: 28 May 2001
Written by: Paul Alexander & Simon Braithwaite Directed by: John Stroud

Guest Stars: Deborah Winckles, Eva Marie Bryer, Randal Herley and Andy Greenhalgh
George is working hard in the health shop to save money to buy Janet a much-needed car. And Arnie is given back his powers to help George with his superhero work. But can he be trusted? Well, he steals the crown jewels on his first day. What do you think?
Blink and You'll Miss it:
• George asks Arnie what the time difference is between Earth and Ultron and Arnie says 95 light years, but a light year is a measurement of distance, not time.
• Arnie wants to know "who is that mean momma", but he's already met Mrs. Raven in
The Party's Over when George took her with Janet's family to Arnie's café in New York : and Janet hints that they slept together "she's going to wake up with Arnie, which is worse".
•George says Arnie is his oldest friend, but in Zero Tolerance he says he's not and he's only known him for a couple of centuries. Also in Girlfriend Arnie refers to them being betrothed when they were six.
•The lady in the shop with a gallstone is holding her left side, but gallstones cause pain on the right side and the lady with water retention doesn't pay for her remedy!
Disasters: Romantic references:
• Tidal Wave (unspecified) (PolarMan)
• Shipwreck (Unspecified) (PolarMan)
• Typhoon in Nicargua
• St Petersburg (Unspecified) (PolarMan)
• Guatemala (Unspecified)
• Arctic (unspecified)
 

Memorable Quotes

Arnie's various jibes to Mrs. Raven (who he adores!)
- Who is that mean momma?
- Oh, it's your perfume, I thought it was the drains.
- Ain't I seen your face before, swivelling through 360º?
- Ah shaddup and give that hole in your face time to heal up.
- That is one ugly broad.
- Either you need a shave or it's a fool moon again.
- You bet your ugly arse.

Mrs. Raven's jibes at Arnie (who she adores)
- Yankee doodle, don't come in here with that dead rat under your nose.
- You can talk: you look like something Mrs. Godzilla scares her kids with when they won't eat their supper.
- Why don't you just climb back up your tree and milk your tiny coconuts.
- I hate Americans.
- You useless string of rancid cat vomit.

More quotes on WikiQuote

Nemesis
First UK tx: 4 June 2001
Written by: Gary Lawson & John Phelps Directed by: John Stroud
Guest Stars: James Holmes (Rovi Grubelddim)
George has to contend with an old school friend who takes over Piers' body to create an Earth-born superhero who will put him out of business. Highlights of this episode are the final battle, which only goes to show you it is possible to have a superhero battle on a BBC budget and make it convincing!
Blink and You'll Miss it:
• In Nemesis and in Pregnant why didn't George go green when he saw Janet kissing Piers in Nemesis ("Now I'm really jealous") and in Pregnant (when Janet was doing all the superhero work) like he did in season three's Little Green Man? Both times he said he was jealous; in Nemesis he had to look it up.
•Why does Piers end up naked when George defeats Rovi at Chang Ching?
•How did the paper get the picture of "ThermoMoon", when George had only just found out that Janet was pregnant and he only went to Tajikistan to deal with an earthquake then straight to Arnie's?
•Piers offers to do the filing in this episode, but he wouldn't know how to as Mrs. Raven informs him in
Girlfriend that she doesn't file alphabetically, but by how irritating people are cross-referenced with how many times she has been rude to them on the phone.
• The car Piers "flicks" at Janet is M768DLD
Disasters: Romantic references:
• Saving yaks from an avalanche
• Mudslide in Paraguay (MiracaleMan)
• Forest Fire (MiracleMan)
• Cardiff (unspecified)
 

Memorable Quotes

George has just been scared by Mrs Raven, who has turned up in his health food shop

Mrs. Raven: Did I scare ya?
George: You always scare me, Mrs. Raven.
Mrs. Raven: The triplets are giving me bother again.
George: Oh, right. Well, I've got just the thing for headaches...
Mrs. Raven: No, I want something to deal with the triplets!
George: Mrs. Raven! I've told you before, I can't sell chloroform over the counter!

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2.6 Pregnant First UK tx: 11 June 2001
Written by: Paul Mendelson & Paul Mayhew-Archer Directed by: John Stroud
Guest Stars: John Rapley (Mr Jenks), John Oliver (Man from the BBC), Betsy Pennington (Arnie's Customer), Jodie Scott (Arnie's Customer), Sharlene Whyte (Arnie's Customer) and Lynette Clarke (Patient)
When Janet discovers she is pregnant,Thermoman is over the moon and gives her special powers to protect herself and the unborn baby.
Blink and You'll Miss it:
Disasters: Romantic references:
• Earthquake in Kazakhstan
• Sewage works explosion in Bolivia
• Florida - Hurricane Hilary (Janet)
• Azerbaijan (unspecified) (Janet)
• Volcano in Bali (Janet)

• George says "you know how you smile at me when you turn off the TV, even though I haven't said anything funny" to which Janet replies "yes, I know the process"
• Janet says "Let's go flying : we could be the first people to join the mile-high club without a plane".

 
Wedding First UK tx: 18 June 2001
Written by: Paul Mendelson & Paul Mayhew-Archer Directed by: John Stroud
Guest Stars: Paul Gregory (Vicar), Gareth Anderson, Sydney Golder, Gabrielle Hamilton, Petina Hapgood and George Keeler
WeddingJanet's dad is insisting that her baby be born in wedlock, and Thermoman's bosses on Ultron are of the same mind.

Blink and You'll Miss it:
• Stanley says he's been married to Ella for 35 years, but in A Little Learning they celebrate their Ruby 4oth Wedding (note : Olly is still only nine months old in season four).
• Tyler says Dan Dare is his uncle but in
Zero Tolerance he says he knows that Dan Dare is a fictional figure. (Then again, Tyler will say just about anything, so maybe we should just ignore this...)
• George and Janet's wedding was at St. Luke's Church.

Disasters: Romantic references:
• Alabama - tornado blows a church clean away  
   

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