A
Sporting Chance
First UK tx: 8 August
2003 • Recorded 20th December 2002
Written by Paul
Mayhew Archer Directed by: John Stroud
Ratings: 5.19 million (26.67% audience share) |
| Guest Stars: Anna Niland (Mrs Blake), Jon Cartwright (Cricket Umpire), Michael Elliott and Natasha Kaplinsky (Newsreader) |
Being a peace-loving Ultronian, George knows
nothing about sport or the psychology of sport. So when Piers asks George
to join his Sunday League cricket team to make up numbers George hasn't
a clue what he's being asked to do. But he's soon calling on his superpowers
when the going gets tough -- scoring an amazing 24 runs in just four balls.
"The success goes to his head and he suddenly becomes horribly competitive,"
Emily Joyce
told
What's
on TV
(2-8
August
2003 edition). "Janet forces him to choose between rubbing his opponents'
faces in the mud and staying married to her."
Meanwhile, can this be? Mrs. Raven and Tyler have an affair because
Mrs Raven thinks Tyler's ThermoMan? What will Arnie say? |
Blink and You'll
Miss it:
When Janet checks on Tyler she rings the doorbell of his flat -- which
sounds like someone knocking on the door!
Flat Design Changes
• The Ethnic Masks in the
flat change in season four. Previously they were
narrow and dark wood, but now they are broader and lighter.
• The Sofa Throw in seasons
one through three is white
with large and small red
flowers (except for a scene
when
Janet
and
George
are
sleeping
on
the sofa, in which it is missing) but it changes in season four.
• The Dining
Chairs In seasons one through three
the dining chairs have
green squabs,
but they have
blue squabs now.
•The Wicker Chair In seasons
one through three there is a wicker chair underneath
the picture by the door, but
it's gone in season four.
• The Curtains In seasons
one through three they are red with narrow yellow and green stripes,
but
they change to red
with red squares this season.
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Disasters: |
Romantic references: |
Sundays in Britain - people doing DIY!
Plus some assorted unnamed disasters that force George to abruptly leave
the cricket match on several occasions |
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Memory Wipes:
Mrs Raven |
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Living
Dead
First
UK tx: 15 August 2003 • Recorded 29th November 2002
Written by: Paul Mayhew-Archer Directed by: John Stroud
Ratings: 6.26 million (30.79% audience share) - beating A Touch of Frost
and No. 4 rated show for the night |
| Guest Stars: Sarah Crowden (Mrs Clark), Michael Fenton Stevens (Vicar), Peter Rylands and Femi Houghton |
Approached in the street by a salesman selling life assurance,
George walks under a bus and kills himself in order to cash in his lucrative
new policy. Even though George is perfectly fine after this encounter (being
a superhero he is, of course, indestructible), Janet has to explain to
everyone that her husband is dead. Ella is delighted, because her daughter
is now free to marry the far more suitable Dr Piers Crispin. It is not
long, however, before George is feeling trapped by his non-existence, and
he and Janet hatch a plot feeling trapped by his non-existence, and he
and Janet hatch a plot to bring him back to life at his own funeral.
Meanwhile Mrs Raven takes up hypnotherapy - to her own finacial advantage, of course... |
Blink and You'll Miss it:
• Piers gives the wrong address
when appealing on TV for Janet to marry him. He gives out
59 Waverley Court but the "real" address
is 59 Linden Court. (This error didn't go to air: it's
been corrected in post
production)
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Memory Wipes:
None, but Mrs. Raven thinks she's seeing things! |
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Taking
the Credit
First UK tx: 22 August 2003
• Recorded 21st February 2003
Written by: James Cary Directed by: John Stroud
UK Ratings: 6.4 millions (31.09% audience share) |
| Guest Stars: Tammy Mendelson (Checkout Girl), Peter Harlowe (The Lord High Arbiter), Neil Warhurst, John Kirk, Jenny Ayres and Pat Kelman (Ultron Postman) |
George has not quite got the hang of managing domestic finances. Never
having seen a credit or debit card before, he goes on a massive
spending spree, mightily impressed with a Welfare State that literally
gives him money to do so. Janet finds out what has been happening
when the bills arrive, by which time they are heavily in debt.
Selling
their belongings and the flat only scratches the surface of the debt,
and Janet is forced to take advantage of nine-month-old OllieÕs
super-talent to correctly predict the Lottery numbers.
Such an abuse of Ultronian super-powers, however, draws
Thermoman to the attention of the Lord High Arbiter of Abuses
of Power Ð a sadistic, avenging judge, feared throughout the
cosmos for putting wayward superheroes to the swordÉ |
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All
in the Mind
First UK tx: Friday 29 August • Recorded
13th Dec 2002
Written by: Paul Mayhew-Archer Directed by: John Stroud
UK Ratings:
6.19 million (27.81% audience share) |
| Guest Stars: Elisabeth Dermot-Walsh (Charlotte), Mary Keegan (Mrs Tott), Susan Gifford (Heather Seller), Dick Bradnum (Perfume Seller), Natasha Kaplinsky (Newsreader), Paul Mohan and Patricia Grant |
George is asked by the Ultron Council to write
a progress report on humanity. All seems to be going well: apart from the
French, George is pleased with what he finds – until his new mind-reading
powers reveal the true nature of human thought. He's disgusted at the human
capacity for deception and wicked behaviour. The unpleasant thoughts of
Stanley, Ella and Mrs Raven, in particular, leave George in a state of
despair.
His sense of honesty forces him to write a damning report and the Ultron
Council condemns the human race to death by laser. Only Janet can save the
world by giving her sanctimonious husband a tongue-lashing. |
Blink and You'll
Miss it:
• Natasha Kaplinsky
is one of the 10 people saved by the Ultron Council from
the destruction of Earth (along with Angelina Jolie and
Gerri Halliwell) |
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| The near-destrcution of Earth by the Ultron Council |
Not many: Stanley and Ella just think about killing each other! |
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Virus
First
UK tx: Friday 5 September 17th January 2003
Written by: Paul Mendelson and Paul Mayhew-Archer Directed by: John Stroud
UK Ratings: 6.49 million (28.22% audience share) |
| Guest Stars: Tony Aitken (Mr Lawrence), Natasha Kaplinsky (Newsreader), Michael Moylan and Philip Brodie |
On a trip to Ultron to request some leave to take Janet and
Ollie on holiday,Thermoman picks up a rather nasty space virus which is
fatal to humans.
Unfortunately, on his return to Earth, he passes the virus on to Janet, Stanley,
Ella and Mrs Raven, and Thermoman has to neutralise the virus with a Thermo
kiss of life. During this brief exchange of bodily breath, however, he accidentally
passes on his super powers. Stanley and Ella become Faldo Man and Dorothy
Perkins and are harmless enough, if a little selective in whom they save,
but when Mrs Raven transforms into The Raven and terrorises the world with
spiteful acts of mischief Ð such as dumping Disney World in Siberia Ð Thermoman
is forced to suck his super powers out again. |
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Mayor
of Northolt First
UK tx: Friday 12 September • Recorded 6th December 2002
Written by: Trevelyan Evans and Pete Sinclair Directed by: John Stroud
UK Ratings: 6.32 (27.88% audience share) |
| Guest Stars: Claire Vousden, Phoebe Sweeney (Dominique), Ben Craze, Mark Davison, Patrick Duggan, Dominic Borrelli and Donald Pelmear |
| A faulty streetlight outside Stanley and
Ella's bedroom is keeping them awake at night, but getting
the council to mend it is proving
impossible. George stands for
mayor, promising to fix the streetlight if elected, only to find
that his opponent is the over-confident Piers, whose mistake
is to treat
George as a joke candidate with no chance of winning. George
wins unanimous approval when the voters respond positively to
his refreshingly honest approach. Unfortunately, the pressures
of mayoral office put an unreasonable strain on his marriage
and his
resignation follows his election within 24 hours. |
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Big
First
UK tx: 19 September 2003 • Recorded 31st January 2003
Written by: Gary Lawson and John Phelps Directed by: John Stroud
UK Ratings: 6.19 (27.% audience share) |
| Guest Stars: Finlay Stroud (Ollie, aged 8, who also plays the voice of Ollie in the series), Kurtis O'Brien (Ollie, aged 10), Damian Hunt (Ollie, aged 17), Emma Pierson (Doctor Chelsea), Elspeth Rae (Olivia), Miranda Bell (Marjorie Wallace), Jessica Claire, Bruce Mackinnon, Howard Karloff and Barry Martin |
Ollie's half-human, half-Ultronian physiology
causes a few problems when he starts to grow at an accelerated
rate. In 24 hours, he
grows from a nine-month-old baby into a 19-year-old boy
with a "serious" girlfriend.
Janet and George are distraught at being robbed of the
pleasure of watching their only son grow up, especially
when he turns into a girl. They employ
the services of an eminent Ultronian GP (Galactic Practitioner),
Doctor Chelsea, to cure their son who, despite his impeccable
qualifications,
looks and sounds like Britney SpearsÕs irritating kid sister.
But can even the youthful-looking Dr. Chelsea's cure stop him getting older...
and is there a more sinister cause for his illness and its bizarre effects? |
Blink and You'll
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Romantic references: |
| A children's party! |
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Memory Wipes:
None |
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The
Consultant
First UK tx: 26 September
2003 • Recorded
10th January 2003
Written by: James Cary Directed by: John Stroud
UK Ratings: 6.21 (26.66% audience share) |
| Guest Stars: Sarah Flind (Large Woman), Pat Kelman (Ultron Postman) and Lloyd Notice |
Arnie turns consultant when the Ultron Council sends him to
check up on Thermoman's performance. Arnie conducts a time-and-motion study on George and
demands that Thermoman be fully accountable for his actions. A
plethora of customer-satisfaction forms quickly hampers
Thermoman's ability to rescue the victims of natural disasters --
or, as Arnie prefers to re-classify them, "clients".
Arnie's regime puts pressure on George to such a degree that he
starts making mistakes, the worst of which sees him bring an armed ICBM (Intercontinental Ballistic Missile) home
! He can't disarm it because he's so stressed. Luckily, Tyler can --
it's amazing what you can find on the Internet.
Fearing for the
world's safety, George retires, only to return to active duty when
Work Experience Boy makes a hash of replacing him. |
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The
Family Way
First UK tx: 3 October 2003 • Recorded
14th February 2003
Written by: Trevelyan Evans and Pete Sinclair Directed by: John Stroud
UK Ratings: 6.51 (26.99% audience share) |
| Guest Stars: Roger Alborough and Pat Kelman (Ultron Postman) |
When George becomes pregnant with a surrogate
baby that he's carrying for a childless couple on Ultron,
leaving Janet confused. What is her role now that George
is mother? And why does she feel as though she wants to keep
the baby when itÕs born, when her first Ultronian baby, Ollie,
is
such a handful?
This emotional rollercoaster for the unconventional parents-to-be
comes off the rails and crashes when the biological parents arrive
to claim their baby. But, in the end, letting the infant go is
the only option
- once Janet and George see what the little thing looks like. |
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Time
and Time Again
First
UK tx: 10 October 2003 • Recorded 7th February
2003
Written by: Paul Mayhew-Archer Directed by: John Stroud
UK Ratings: 7.17 (29.52% audience share) |
| Guest Stars: Scarlett May (Young Janet), Peter Gallagher (Large Man), Hannah Waddingham (Miranda), Jeanne Mockford, Lochlann O'Mearain and Natasha Kaplinsky (Newsreader) |
Groundhog
Day meets Back
To The Future as George and Arnie
travel back in time to stop seven-year-old Janet from breaking her
arm in a tree-climbing accident. Unfortunately, their interference
in the space-time continuum has catastrophic consequences.
When they return to the present day, they discover that everyone
is deliriously happy Ð everyone but George, whoÕs not in the
picture. Janet is married to Piers and has several beautiful
children, Ella and Stanley are in love,Tyler is co-habiting in a
stable relationship and Mrs Raven is a saint. George decides
that itÕs time to return to Ultron and stay there for ever, until
Arnie persuades him to turn back the clocks one more time
and fight to get his life back. |
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